[ ] You have a penis.
[ ] You would prefer having a penis.
[x ] You don't wear makeup.
[ x] You love sports.
[ ] You play COD on XBOX LIVE.
[x] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard etc.
[ x] You enjoy UFC fighting.
[ x] You wanted to be a policeman, firefighter, soldier, ninja, as a child.
[ x] You like action anime, movies, games, comic books.
[ x] You like violent music.
[ ] You don't care how you smell.
[ x] You look up to male role-models.
[x ] You can relate to guy logic.
[ ] You speak man, as in tools, cars, etc.
[x ] You like baggy clothes.
[ ] You like a well tailored suit.
[x] You love memes.
[x] You like big dogs.
[x] Fedoras are cool.
[x] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works.
[ ] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself.
[x] You sit with your legs apart.
[ ] You don't understand women.
[x ] You rarely cry in front of people.
[ x] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it.
[x ] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, ect.
[x] You hold doors for women/disabled.
[x ] You brag about how much you can bench. (I used to!!)
[ ] You have facial/chest hair.
[x] You aren't ashamed of your bromance.
[x] You have a vagina.
[ ] You would prefer having a vagina.
[x] You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, ect.
[x] You wish you were thinner. (Well, let's be honest. If I were healthy, I'd be...narrower.)
[ ] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon.
[x] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, ect.
[x] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, ect.
[ ] You wanted to be a princess, dancer, pop star, model, celebrity, as a child.
[ ] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute.
[ ] You are very self conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing around your feet.
[x] You look up to female role-models.
[x] You can relate to other women.
[ ] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect.
[ ] You like cute clothes.
[x] You love a nicely laced corset.
[x] You love to dye your hair.
[ ] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything.
[ ] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches.
[ ] You worry you'll never settle down and have children.
[ ] You cross your legs and have good posture.
[ ] The male brain is a mystery.
[ ] You don't mind letting your feelings out.
[ ] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet.
[x] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her f*cking eyes out with your bare hands. (I have my moments!!)
[x] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology. (I can usually tell without asking.)
[x] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath, with bubbles.
[ ] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over.
[x] You love cute little animals.
[x] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed. (Yeah, but they're for my HEAD!!)
So I'm fairly well balanced. I'm gender-fluid. This is not news, I think. I can swing either way, but I prefer my androgyny now, in the years I've had to figure myself out. Frankly I want a meme that will make my body healthy again dangit. And I DO wish I had a penis sometimes, but not if it means giving up what I already got, thanks so much! So there's no preference...but I would like balls to scratch when I get the urge.
Gods, I am SO. TIRED. And all I did was go to the farmers market, buy zuccs and tomatoes, go to walmart, get the rest of the stuff and come home to fix dinner. Not sleeping last night, not good. Dr appointment tomorrow...I don't know where it is. Also not good.